Round 2

[b]*Round Two*[/b]

Anderson was suddenly in a new area.

He was standing in a barber shop. In front of him was a leather chair and a mirror. The shop was very clean and professional looking. The smell of shampoo and shaving cream wafted through the room. A clean shaven man was standing behind a similar leather chair to Anderson's right. The man was rather scrawny and thin looking. He had short brown hair and feminine facial features. He looked around the room with a curious, excited expression. He wore skinny jeans and a red tank top. He looked to be just shy of 6".

The monotone voice began to speak, "Your second challenge is simple. Whoever delivers the best shave wins. You have ten minutes. Your time begins now."

Two identical men materialized in the leather chairs. The had facial hair that rivaled Anderson's. Their beard's were wily and unkempt. Anderson looked at his opponent who had sprung into action. Anderson walked to the table under the mirror and grabbed the pair of scissors. He was determined to win this challenge, he knew more about beards than this girly man with no beard to speak of. Anderson started to snip his client's beard near the chin. The thick strands fell to the floor as he worked. Anderson could hear his competitor and his client making small talk. His competitor had a high pitched, female sounding voice.

"So what's your name, sir?" Anderson smiled and tried his best to sound friendly as he put the scissors away and started mixing the shaving foam.

The client responded with an androgynous voice. Anderson wasn't sure if it was a computerized voice or not. For all intents and purposes he sounded perfectly human. "My name is Stan. This is my first time being shaved professionally so go easy on me, huh?" Stan gave Anderson a smile of his own.

"Of course, Stan, i'm Anderson. It's a pleasure to meet you."

Anderson took a few minutes to mix the foam. He continued with his conversation while doing so. The banter was very professional and friendly. Stan works in AI development, has a wife and three kids and came for a shave based on a friends recommendation. He's originally from Michigan, the Detroit area, and now lives in Cleveland, Ohio.

Once Anderson had mixed the foam he started dabbing Stan's face with a warm, damp towel. Anderson had received a few professional shaves in his life so he knew how best to go about it. He massaged the area with the warm towel and prepared it perfectly for the razor. Once the face was properly prepped, Anderson slowly massaged the foam onto Stan's face.

Stan started to become more comfortable with Anderson as he asked a questions, "But yeah i'm a real fan of the Browns now, even if they're terrible. What's your NFL team?" Stan was responding really well to Anderson's small talk but Anderson didn't know anything about the NFL anymore.

"I uh-am a big fan of the...Blues."

Anderson examine Stan's expression hoping his answer made sense. He opened the straight razor and looked into it, eyeing his reflection. He was a bit intimidated by it. But he was determined.

Stan laughed as he said, "Hah yeah 'the Blues', that's a good one!"

Relieved to get past that questions, Anderson leaned in to start his work...before the buzzer rang and the monotone voice said, "Time's up."

Stan disappeared and Anderson was left leaning over nobody. He had all but forgotten about the contest. He looked over at his opponent who was holding a disposable razor and had shaving cream all over his hands. He had a wicked, triumphant smile and he wiped his hands on his jeans.

"It's not fair," Anderson yelled at the ceiling, "He didn't even give a proper shave! I wasn't given enough time do perform a proper shave!"

Doctor Grungot's voice sounded, "The challenge was who can give the best shave in ten minutes, not who can give the best shave. Listen to the instructions Mr. Johannson! Now allow me to introduce another of your recurring opponents, Liam. Liam is, as you can probably tell, a female to male transsexual. But he's run into a few problems. You see, when Liam was female, he had his facial hair permanently removed. The process is irreversible. For a normal woman who doesn't want to deal with facial hair it's a blessing, but for a man it is a curse. I think you know where this is going, Mr. Johannson."

Anderson reached his hand to his beard and stroked it a few times. He felt the hair beginning to harden as he pushed his fingers through it. He looked over at his opponent who had started growing stubble. Liam scratched his chin with a gleeful smile. He looked like he was about to cry and the hair continued to grow out. Anderson remembered back to his middle school years when he was the first person to start growing facial hair. He had kept his beard long all through high school and college. Women had always loved his long beard, he had every girl chasing him when he was the only boy with a mustache. He felt like he was losing a part of his identity as his beard fully hardened into plastic.

"Take that ridiculous thing off, Mr. Johannson. Why anybody would think wearing a fake beard and mustache is attractive is beyond me. If you can't grow the real thing like a man then just own it!"

Anderson looked down at the ground as he ripped the plastic beard off his face and threw it. He rubbed his hand along his chin. It was incredibly smooth. He wouldn't be able to grow hair there ever again. He examined himself in the nearby mirror. He didn't look ugly, but he looked a lot younger. It was incredibly strange seeing his face without his long beard. His Adam's apple was visible and his jaw was still very manly. He looked up at his opponent who had an exact replica of his beard. Liam was pulling on the hair and rubbing his fingers through it. It made Liam look much more manly to have a long beard, it also made him look years older.

"Say goodbye to Liam, I'm sure we'll be seeing him again soon. There are so many details to being a man that he still needs from our friend Mr. Johannson!"

NAME: ANDERSON LARRY JOHANNSON

HEIGHT: 6"06

WEIGHT: 240 LBS

AGE: 35

HAIR: BALD

VOICE: DEEP AND BOOMING

FACIAL HAIR: None. Smooth and unable to grow hair of any kind.

EYES: SMALL, BROWN WITH POOR EYESIGHT, INTENSE STARE, SHORT EYELASHES

FACIAL FEATURES: STRONG MANLY JAW, LARGE EARS, WIDE NOSE, HEAVY BROW, THICK NECK WITH PROMINENT ADAMS APPLE, THIN CRACKED LIPS, WIDE FOREHEAD

BUILD: HUGE MUSCLED ARMS AND LEGS, BROAD SHOULDERS, STRONG BACK, COVERED IN THICK BLACK HAIR, FLAT BUT MUSCULAR ASS, NARROW HIPS, SLIGHT BEERBELLY

CHEST: FLAT, MUSCLED PECS COVERED IN THICK BLACK HAIR, SMALL NIPPLES

EXTREMITIES: LARGE CALLOUSED HANDS, HAIRY THIRTEEN INCH FEET, SHORT DIRTY NAILS

GENITALS: THICK, HAIRY PENIS. TEN INCHES IN LENGTH WHEN ERECT, FOUR INCHES WHILE FLACCID. BULBOUS BALLS WITH LOW HANGING SACK

TATTOOS: NONE

PIERCINGS: NONE

OUTFIT: BLACK AND BLUE SKIN TIGHT SUIT. FULLY COVERED ARMS, LEGS AND TORSO. TIGHT IN THE CROTCH AREA SHOWING MANLY BULGE. BLACK ATHLETIC SHOES.

SEXUAL PREFERENCE: ONLY CONSIDERS WOMEN SEXUALLY AND ROMANTICALLY ATTRACTIVE. STONGLY PREFERS TO BE DOMINENT IN SEXUAL INTERCOURE. PREFERS PARTNERS WITH LARGE BREASTS AND WIDE HIPS

EXPERTISE: CONSTRUCTION, HANDY MAN WORK, Taking care of small children, PLAYBOY MODEL CUP SIZES, MUSCLE CAR HISTORY