Round 26

[b]*Round Twenty Six*[/b]

Andi floated in the void, waiting for the next challenge. Before him appeared a rectangular, glowing blue menu labelled 'Choose a theme'. Under the heading was several boxes bearing the words: Beach, School, Metal, Grass, Paper, Animal, Drunk, Medieval and Alien. Andi reached out his arm and touched 'Beach', the first option. The menu dissolved.

Andi appeared on a sandy beach. The sand was white and warm. The intense sun hung high in the sky and the waves gently washed in and out. The beach followed the water to the horizon and beyond but was only about 100 feet wide. It brushed up against a tall sand dune. The beach was deserted and Andi spent a few minutes watching the waves.

Helena appeared next to Andi. He took a moment to examine her. She had pale white skin and a thin frame. She stood about 5"06 and had long black hair that hung loosely to about her mid back. Her face was androgynous looking with thin lips, green eyes and a prominent nose. Her face had no makeup of any kind. Her ears were pierced with medium sized gold hoops. She had a shiny nose stud and eyebrow stud. Andi had seen that her tongue was pierced with a stud as well. She had a small bust and slight shoulders. Helena's body was littered with multi colored tattoos. There were so many that it was difficult to pick any one out. Her fingernails were painted black and she held a cigarette. The other hand was on her narrow hips as her squinting eyes were fixed on Andi. She wore a large black sun hat and a flowy black dress. She also sported a pair of black flip flops that showed her bony feet.

Helena spoke with her cold, feminine voice as she flicked her cigarette, "Take a picture kiddo, it'll last longer."

Andi averted his gaze but felt a growing anger as he stood next to a smoking Helena.

"Y-you'll pay for messing with my emotions." Andi muttered.

"Honey you don't even know the half of it yet. Wait until you're in handcuffs after throwing a candle at your boyfriend because he said a female celebrity on TV 'looked good'. Wait until you cry for three solid days because your best friend said they were busy when you wanted to see them." She paused for a second, her voice growing louder, "Wait until you're so manic at a funeral that everybody thinks you've lost your mind and you end up in a psyche ward, sent to 'experimental treatment'."

Andi gulped as he felt his anger starting to turn to sadness.

"No my dear Anderson, you haven't even scratched the surface of the surface."

Helena frantically dragged her cigarette as Andi stood shaking with an empty feeling inside.

S.A.M. appeared wearing a little straw hat and Hawaiian shirt.

"Contestants will build a sand castle with the provided tools. The most impressive castle build in one hour will be the winner."

Shovels and buckets of all shapes and sizes appeared.

"Begin."

Helena sprang into action, quickly throwing her cigarette down and scooping up several utensils. Andi calmed himself down before letting out a yawn as he slowly picked through the pile. He wasn't really in the mood to work on building something for an hour but would if he HAD to. Andi found a good spot about twenty feet away from the water and slowly started digging sand into a pile. His thin arms quickly grew tired of digging so he put the shovel down and began to shape his pile into a castle.

Andi may not have had the strongest drive, but he had an extensive background of creating and developing buildings. Coupled with his innovative mind, even moving slower and more sluggish than Helena pushed Andi's castle past hers. Andi spent his hour creating a grand piece of construction. The castle was large with a strong wall. It even had a moat with a drawbridge. Andi smiled at his work, but was more relieved that he could stop working than anything. He brushed the sand off his legs and arms. He looked over at Helena who was absolutely covered in sand. She tried brushing herself off but the wet sand stuck to her dress and in her hair. Her 'castle' was more of a glorified pile. She had tried to add a wall and several towers but they had collapsed due to a weak foundation. She looked frustrated as she stood with her arms folded.

Doctor Grungot started, "Congratulations, Mr. Johannson! That's a fine looking castle if i've ever seen one. Welcome to our themed rounds! The next few rounds will all center around the beach theme, so we'll be back to this very spot for a while! Too bad Ms. Mode, looks like you've got to work on your building a bit!"

Helena let out a little huff as she whined, "Just get me back to the ward, I hate being covered in sand."

Helena disappeared and Andi was left standing next to a pile of buckets and shovels before slipping into the void.

NAME: Andi Larri JOHANNSON

HEIGHT: 5"10

WEIGHT: 155 LBS

AGE: 20

HAIR: Just shy of shoulder length, straight and brown in a loose style.

VOICE: Youthful, somewhat shy and quiet.

FACIAL HAIR: None. Smooth and unable to grow hair of any kind.

EYES: Large doe eyed deep-ocean blue, nervous gaze, SHORT EYELASHES

FACIAL FEATURES: STRONG MANLY JAW, LARGE EARS, WIDE NOSE, HEAVY BROW, THICK NECK WITH PROMINENT ADAMS APPLE, Thick protruding lips in a constant pout, WIDE FOREHEAD

BUILD: Thin, wirey feminine frame; thin arms and legs; flat, boney chest and weak shoulders COVERED IN THICK BLACK HAIR; FLAT BUT MUSCULAR ASS; Wide, flared out, feminine birthing hips; tiny tight stomach.

CHEST: FLAT, MUSCLED PECS COVERED IN THICK BLACK HAIR; Large and veinous feiminine nipples.

EXTREMITIES: LARGE CALLOUSED HANDS WITH SHORT, DIRTY NAILS; Smooth, hairless, delicate, women's size 5 feet with slightly shiny, longer nails.

GENITALS: Thin, HAIRY PENIS. four inches when erect, One and a half inches while flaccid. tiny balls with tight sack.

TATTOOS: NONE

PIERCINGS: NONE

OUTFIT: BLACK AND BLUE SKIN TIGHT SUIT. Short sleeves that leave the arms completely exposed. Short Shorts that leave the entire lower leg and parts of the thighs exposed. A medium 'V' in the neck area exposes part of the chest and a triangle on the stomach expose skin beneath. TIGHT IN THE CROTCH AREA SHOWING tiny penis nub. Shiny solid BLACK ATHLETIC SHOES with a slightly raised heel. Cheap diamond engagement right on left hand.

SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Is not attracted to either sex, feels no sexual attraction. Prefers to be submissive in sexual encounters.

PERSONALITY: Submissive, self-conscious, follower, un-willing to take chances, Weak-willed, Lazy especially when it comes to household chores, Doesn't mind a mess or living in squalor, INNOVATIVE, Difficulty controlling emotions, very prone to fits of anger, mania or depression. Doesn't care much for the rule of law. Has an extensive criminal history including drug, theft and prostitution charges.

FAVORITE COLOR: SOLID DARK BROWN

EXPERTISE: CONSTRUCTION, HANDY MAN WORK, Taking care of small children, PLAYBOY MODEL CUP SIZES, MUSCLE CAR HISTORY, Sucking dick